I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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