Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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