she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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