normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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