What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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