I hate your face
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i permit you to call me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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