so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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