I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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