I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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