you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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