I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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