nut hugger
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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