So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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