: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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