Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Randomize
