I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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