I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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