How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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