I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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