gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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