oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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