So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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