i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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