ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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