Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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