We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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