brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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