yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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