FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
A+ Viking dick
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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