You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
