All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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