I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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