Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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