pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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