She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
