with your own penis?
420 ftw
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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