I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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