if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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