Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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