Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He better not be in your backpack
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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