awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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