Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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