he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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