We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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