We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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