omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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