You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
