How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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