: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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