All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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